Thursday, October 15, 2009

Magic Tricks

Grandma Lis sent H a magic wand and he quickly learned some "magic words"

Tuesday, October 06, 2009

September Pictures

No we did not fall of the face of the earth! Here are some very overdo pictures of the wee ones!


Parenting is:

* Catching an already eaten breakfast in your hands and on your lap as you try to force medicine down

* Doing seven loads of laundry in one day

* Being used as a trampoline and enjoying it

* Sleeping in a twin bed pinned against the wall with 37 stuffed animals a cell phone, a toy hammer, a pair of mittens, and a copy of Cat in the Hat lodged in your back

* Playing with all the Legos and toy trains you could imagine

* Reading the same book night after night and trying to find ways to make it interesting

* Being able to see where Mickey Mouse Clubhouse is on the TiVo at 5:45 in the morning without your contacts

* Grazing from your child's unfinished plate as a your meal

* Melting as soon as your baby coo's at you

* Wondering how long he will ask for "huggers" and "kissers" when you drop him off

* Sleeping with an elbow across your throat

* Wondering if you are a good parent, hoping that you are, and knowing that you are doing your best.

The Parenting Manual

Every parenting manual should have an "In Case of Emergency, Break Glass" component. In that glass should be a bottle of Whiskey and a one way ticket to Fiji. Wait, they don't make manuals? Crap...