"No, Harrison, you don't need another chocolate chip cookie"
"*Whispers* Here you go, just a little bite"
"Honey, I said NO"
"He's not, daddy's having a cookie"
"That's why he has chocolate all over his face? You can't start undermining me already, you start now, next thing you know he has a pregnant 15 year old girlfriend"
"Wait, I gave him a bite of a cookie and now he has a pregnant girlfriend? H, stay away from cookies...and girls"
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